Akuja Posted October 20, 2020 Author Posted October 20, 2020 In a parallel universe, you’re driving from the passenger’s seat, driving others to work like those Uber or Lyft services. I’m busy viewing prerecorded lectures and taking notes.
IsabellaRose Posted October 22, 2020 Posted October 22, 2020 In a parallel universe you're prerecording lectures for a class based on someone elses' notes. I'm writing erotica based loosely on a real life incident.
WickedCadrach Posted October 22, 2020 Posted October 22, 2020 In a parallel universe, you're about to experience a real life incident very similar to an erotica you wrote. I'm bailing on my edits for the day and watching YouTube.
IsabellaRose Posted October 22, 2020 Posted October 22, 2020 In a parallel universe, you're watching a video on YouTube of someone bailing on their edits... I'm watching weird porn I probably shouldn't while making dinner.
Cash Money Chad Posted October 22, 2020 Posted October 22, 2020 In a parallel universe someone is watching a weird porn with you in it while eating dinner. I'm watching tv
IsabellaRose Posted October 23, 2020 Posted October 23, 2020 In a parallel universe the television is watching you, and reporting back to those in charge. I'm laying down to go to bed all alone.
peachy_boy Posted October 23, 2020 Posted October 23, 2020 in a parallel universe you lay down in my bed scaring the shit out of me sleeping im doing a free car wash
Rucio, Emperor of Cheese Posted October 23, 2020 Posted October 23, 2020 In a parallel universe, you're getting washed by your car. I'm doing a boring online class while watching hentai on another tab.
PixiLust Posted October 23, 2020 Posted October 23, 2020 In a parallel universe your boring online class is a course on animation. The hentai tab is just reference material. I’m currently at my “desk” having lunch.
Cash Money Chad Posted October 23, 2020 Posted October 23, 2020 In a parallel universe you are being eaten by a desk I'm on the couch trying to sleep
Venari99 Posted October 25, 2020 Posted October 25, 2020 In a parallel universe your on a couch in a space ship. The turbulence from it keeping you wide awake as you shut your eyes tightly trying to remember a time when being unable to sleep on a couch was the least of your worries. I'm sitting in my chair with my cute little doggo sleeping on my lap.
IsabellaRose Posted October 26, 2020 Posted October 26, 2020 In a parallel universe you're cute and little sitting on the lap of a massive dog that considers you his own. I'm attempting to make a vegetarian meal for my girlfriend.
Cash Money Chad Posted October 26, 2020 Posted October 26, 2020 In a parallel universe a vegetarian is making a meal out of your girl friend for you. Im sitting on the toilet
Akuja Posted October 26, 2020 Author Posted October 26, 2020 In a parallel universe, the toilet is standing over you to take a piss. I’m taking an online class while sneaking in RPs on my phone.
Venari99 Posted October 26, 2020 Posted October 26, 2020 In a parallel universe you are roleplaying while trying to sneak in some more studying on your phone, however your RP partners can see everything your doing and yell at you every time you don't respond to them. I'm sitting her drinking a beer.
IsabellaRose Posted October 27, 2020 Posted October 27, 2020 In a parallel universe you're floating in a beer someone else is drinking. I'm getting into bed hoping someone joins me shortly.
Cash Money Chad Posted October 27, 2020 Posted October 27, 2020 In a parallel universe im in bed with you Im watching anime
IsabellaRose Posted October 27, 2020 Posted October 27, 2020 In a parallel universe you're in an anime watching another anime, watching another anime, on and on... I'm turning off my laptop and going to bed.
Cash Money Chad Posted October 27, 2020 Posted October 27, 2020 In a parallel universe you are turning on the lap top and waking up Im watching porn
Akuja Posted October 27, 2020 Author Posted October 27, 2020 In a parallel universe, you’re watching a prerecorded holy mass. I’m doing Japanese homework and lurking on ED.
IsabellaRose Posted October 27, 2020 Posted October 27, 2020 In a parallel universe, you're lurking in a Japanese classroom posting on ED. I'm being amused by all the extras my vendor keeps throwing in to try to keep me from switching to another vendor.
Venari99 Posted October 27, 2020 Posted October 27, 2020 In a parallel universe your quite pleased by all the extras your vender is throwing in to try and get you to keep them. In fact you're so pleased that you no longer need another vendor. I'm at work freezing my ass off.
IsabellaRose Posted October 27, 2020 Posted October 27, 2020 In a parallel universe you're at work being kept warm by too many hot female customers all up in your space. I'm about to eat lunch with a beautiful young lady.
aLittleCrow Deactivated Posted December 17, 2020 Posted December 17, 2020 In a parallel universe, you are eating your lunch off of a beautiful young lady's body. I'm cleaning after my pets.
Cash Money Chad Posted December 18, 2020 Posted December 18, 2020 In a parallel universe pets are cleaning up after you. Im smoking a cigarette
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