In a Parallel Universe...

[IsabellaRose]

In a parallel universe you are wrapped up in paper and being smoked like a cigarette...

I am watching threesome porn on one screen, reading ecchidreams on the second, and working on the third.

[ColorfulMidnight]

In a parallel universe, you are the woman in that threesome you are watching.

I'm playing video games.

[IsabellaRose]

in a parallel universe you're the character in a video game being played by someone else.

I'm laying on my couch listening to music and masturbating.

[ColorfulMidnight]

In a parallel universe, you're the singer in the music you're listening to.

I'm currently posting some art I've made.

[IsabellaRose]

In a parallel universe you're being hung on the wall in a gallery as art.

I'm taking a nap.

[ColorfulMidnight]

In a parallel universe, you only exist within that dream as a figment of that person's imagination. Once they wake up, you will cease to exist.

I'm on Omegle.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

In parallel universe, you still stick on skype

I'm giving lecture

[ColorfulMidnight]

In a parallel universe, you're the one being given a lecture.

I'm waiting on a friend of mine.

[IsabellaRose]

In a parallel universe you are waiting, literally ON your friend, standing right on their head.

I'm eating snacks.

[ColorfulMidnight]

In a parallel universe, I'm eating out a snack named Isabella.

I'm currently role playing with my friend I mentioned from before.

[Cash Money Chad]

Inna parallel universe you are the friend mentioned before.

 

Im currently sitting on the toilet

[ColorfulMidnight]

In a parallell universe, you're actually sitting in a bathtub.

I'm watching Clone High on YT.

[aLittleCrow Deactivated]

In a parallel universe, you are being cloned by a high YouTube employee to be a content moderator.

Currently I'm procrastinating on getting ready for tomorrow's test.

[IsabellaRose]

In a parallel universe, procrastinating is part of the test.

I'm getting ready for a virtual interview for a new position.

[ColorfulMidnight]

In a parallel universe, you're the interviewer interviewing your interviewer.

I'm wondering if I'm horny enough to fap or not.

[IsabellaRose]

In a parallel universe, you're so horny you can't stop fapping.

I'm terrified of this interview.

[ColorfulMidnight]

In a parallel universe, the interviewer is terrified of you.

I'm just watching videos online.

[Cash Money Chad]

In a parallel universe people are watching videos of you. 

 

Im doing nothing

[ColorfulMidnight]

In a parallel universe, you're having an amazing orgy instead of doing nothing.
I'm about to play Among Us.

[IsabellaRose]

In a parallel universe you're being tossed out of an airlock while a bunch of crewmates play a game based on your life.

I'm writing up a proposal to get funding for a new exhibit.  

[ColorfulMidnight]

In a parallel universe, the funding is going to an exhibit featuring you.

I'm scrolling through my horny twitter.

[Cash Money Chad]

In a parallel universe you are scrolling through horny Twitter..but you are a gopher

Im watching wrestlemania

[IsabellaRose]

In a parallel universe you're IN Wrestlemania and I'm watching you.

 

I'm trying to find porn showing a friend exactly what I mean when I'm talking about a certain subject.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

In parallel universe, your friend using you as porn subject of conversation

I'm taking a day off from work

[KanTheKnight]

In a parallel universe, work is taking a day off of you, the worker of the month.

I'm watching my cat Ellie climb my stomach