Obscure Names For Genitalia

[EternalAsh]

How this game works is you come up with one substitution for one the following body parts: Behind, Breasts, and Penis. Please have fun with it. This is mostly so I have more funny names to call my dick in roleplay. I can start us off.

*Ahem* Organic Dildo

[NerdyNekoFemboy]

Meatwad

[AromaticPee Deactivated]

Apple of the Pervert's Eye

[IsabellaRose]

One Eyed Willy?

[DreamsnThings]

Fuckmeat

manpole

Bitchbreaker

Bitchmaker

Carrot/cucumber/pickle etc (works for specific rp's only)

Cock rocket (red rocket also works if your playing a dog/wolf anthro)

Thing/thingy (good for extremely innocent characters only) 

Lil buddy (looks like a big buddy up close)

Pussy pounder (good if you want to play a little douchy in a fun way)

Probably could think up a few more off hand but a lot of them would be role play specific or tied to anthros/fantasy races

[IsabellaRose]

pork sword

DNA rifle

meat baton

[FemboyBrat]

Cake

Bongos

A meal

Badonkadonk

Twerk machine

The hidden hole

Thick handles

Spank victims

Thee who gets the belt

Pillows

[IsabellaRose]

gigglestick

candystick

the maypole

the albino cave-dweller

zipper trout

the wonder down under

the spackle hammer

Prince Everhard of the Netherlands

pelvic punisher

 

[Cash Money Chad]

Dongle key

[Novaer]

Funniest I have ever heard to describe a pussy:

Fuck Flaps

[BadRiley]

You know what I haven't heard to describe pussy in forever? beef curtains. Absolutely horrendous phrase.

Also I once heard a trans girl refer to her dick as a BioStrap like some kind of cyberpunk attachment

[Cash Money Chad]

My tra la la my ding ding dong

[BunnyBuns]

Womb buster!~

[IsabellaRose]

I have a friend who calls her pussy her foof. I've never heard that before, and I think it sounds weird.

I always liked calling it my "penis fly trap"

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Fuck head

[MynameisAlly]

The parking space is too narrow for your station wagon. 

[Typical Blue Haired Dude]

“She climbed atop two cases of rolling rock and began thrusting her heavenly loins onto my young comic’s goo bazooka!”

~Gilbert Gottfried, roasting Joan Rivers

[IsabellaRose]

"licked her juicy vulvarine"

...is that a fruit?

[Buio Banned]

Dairy factory

[IsabellaRose]

Pandora's Box

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo (thank you Spinal Tap!)

[Django The High Shaman]

BABY CANNON!

[PurpleLover]

Pretty sure I've referred to the baby hole as "the vault" at least once in an rp

[MsCassy Deactivated]

Whisker Biscuit

[Starcry]

New one for penis that I have seen in Korean comics - Baguette

[IsabellaRose]

baloney pony