Corrupted Dreams~

[Akuja]

Granted, but you’re on the last of your nine lives and you’re in the path of a speeding bullet train. 

I wish for a good back massage. 

[LeonaFair Deactivated]

Granted but a sumo wrestler does it. 

I wish for a fresh chocolate cake. 

[Always Sunny Deactivated]

Granted, but you have to share it with the kid from Matilda.

I wish it would stop snowing.

[Akuja]

Granted, but it’s now hot as Death Valley. 

I wish it would snow where I live.

[Typical Blue Haired Dude]

Granted, but now you live in Antarctica.

I wish I had more Oreos.

[Akuja]

Granted, but there’s no stuffing in the Oreos and you have no milk. 

I wish I was eating creme brûlée.

Edited October 17, 2020 by Akuja

[Always Sunny Deactivated]

Granted, but its burnt really badly on top.

I wish that I could find a new show to watch that was engaging right away.

[Cash Money Chad]

You do but it's a porn series with a really good plot, but you can't watch it around your kids so you are constantly trying to find ways to sneak away from your family to see it


I wish I was in a super snug blanket

[IsabellaRose]

granted, but you're sharing it with an 800-pound tarantula.

I wish I could experience a real life hentai tentacle banging just once

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but after the creature drains you of your sexual fluids it eats you alive 

I wish Super man was real

[DreamsnThings]

he is, but he quickly realized the corruption of humanity and decides we are not worth saving, in fact he decides to eradicate all human life on earth

i wish for immortality, well being able to allow 10 other people to join me in eternal life

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but they all grow tired of each other after a few centuries and all try to kill each other but no one ever dies

I wish for a copy of Rug Rats go to Paris 

[DreamsnThings]

granted but its a movie about actual rats in a rug that gets shipped to paris

i wish for snuggles that end with me being happy with whatever happened during the snuggle.

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted you are warm and happy with the snuggles, but the people who aren't getting snuggles get jealous.

I wish Dreams n things was snuggling me

[DreamsnThings]

granted but since everyone else is jealous, i let them into the snuggle pile, soon enough the entire town is one large pile of snuggles... then the news get involved... the snuggles grow further, everyone joins the pile... the world stops functioning as everyone quits their jobs to join the snuggles... the weight of all the humans condensed to a portion of the planet throws off earths balance as we are all hurled into the sun from the sheer mass of snuggles.

i wish that we did not get launched into the sun via snuggles.

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted  but now the snuggle pile gets lowered down to two people and it's just you and me and every one else gets launched into the sun


I wish we could continue snuggling with nothing bad happening to the both of us

Edited October 22, 2020 by MultiChara69

[DreamsnThings]

granted but bad things happen to everyone else

i wish someone else would respond this this wish other then chara, not because i dislike it, but because it has just been us two for abit... and it feels lonely

[Akuja]

Granted, but this account is actually a smurf account from Chara.

I wish I was talented in calligraphy.

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but because you are a smurf account from me it's actually I who is talented at calligraphy 

I wish I had a hover board

[Icarian Dreams]

Granted, it always hovers just a few inches beyond your (and anyone else's) reach.

I wish I could instantly and accurately predict the future.

[Zettie]

You can predict the future but it's only the very immediate future and you can't stop it, it's always flooding your mind, so you constantly see the horrors of the modern day from somewhere else in the world instead of gain any meaningful insight into our constantly fluctuating future.

I wish I had a magic sword.

[Akuja]

Granted, but its powers corrupt your very being and soon a party of worthy adventurers come to slay you and seal away your sword forever. 

I wish I could stop time to complete my gacha dailies. 

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but you cant get time to move again.

I wish for a dog

[WickedCadrach]

Granted. The dog is rabid and has to be put down before it hurts anyone. 

I wish I lived in a SciFi future.

[Venari99]

Granted, your world becomes that of space ships and teleportation, however you are stuck in a virtual reality rig set in the 21st century unable to enjoy your new world.

I wish that I didn't have to work and that my housing, food, and all my basic human needs were taken care of.