Corrupted Dreams~

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but its a Serbian porn movie so there are new born scenes and you are tricked into having sex with your immediate family

 

I wish I was in room with a moose

 

[Jason ♡]

The moose looks at you...and charges at you at full speed!

You're just about to be hit when...!

It just stops, loses interest and walks out of the room. You may try to follow it, but it is now too late. It gone. Forever. You will never see the moose again and you'll always feel grief over not seeing that moose again. 

 

I wish for just 5 seconds a day, the whole world is happy. For those 5 second, people, no matter how bleak their situations are, will experience temporary relief and bliss. This, of course  will occur at a random time but usually occurs during 9-5 work hours.

Edited April 13, 2021 by Jason ♡

[aLittleCrow]

Granted, but the 5-second-happiness phenomena randomly manages to kill about 10 000 people each time due to overloading their brains with serotonin (aka, happiness hormone).

I wish I had an outfit that changed itself to appear as whatever I wanted whenever I wanted.

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but it only appears that way to you. To everyone else it appears as whatever they want you to be wearing whenever they want you to be wearing it...

 

I wish I could cause an orgasm in people just by pointing at them and winking.

[Chuck89]

Granted, but only once a day and one person per day so choose carefully~

 

I wish I had a harem of anime waifus

 

 

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but they're only drawings. 

I wish I could find true love.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Your wish is granted, you shall find your true love...in fanfic universe.

I wish i was a pirate

[Akuja]

Granted, but you're caught and tried for piracy and your captors plunder your sweet pirate booty~

I wish I was a kung fu master.

[Chuck89]

Granted, but you get beaten up after being called out as a fraud.

 

I wish to be a movie star?

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but you never make it out of direct-to-video B movies and earn less than you would working fast food.

 

I wish for a live-in chef.

[Chuck89]

Granted, but they can only cook cheap  tv dinners.

 

I wish to be famous 

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but it's for committing a crime that everyone finds reprehensible.

 

I wish I could be a man for a day.

[Chuck89]

Granted, but it's through a cheap plastic surgeon in a back alley and they botch it badly.

 

I for a million dollars 

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but it's monopoly money.

 

I wish I never needed to eat again but was able to convert ambient energy around me into sustenance.

[Chuck89]

Granted, but you're a weed now.

 

I wish to fuck you~

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but it's only in a 3D virtual world.

I wish I had more wine.

[Chuck89]

It's the cheap stuff.

 

I wish for you to suck my cock

[IsabellaRose]

It's a sex-doll copy of me with a big O mouth that feels like someone else used it already

 

I wish for more vegan recipes

[Chuck89]

They're all bland. 

 

I wish for world peace 

[IsabellaRose]

It comes when all humans are dead.

 

I wish for no more oppression or repression of people based on their differences.

Edited September 27, 2021 by IsabellaRose

[Chuck89]

Granted, but everyone's dead. 

 

I wish for war?

[IsabellaRose]

Granted. Everyone's dead.

I wish for new spices.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted, but it make any food taste like dusts

I wish you could drive me home

[KanTheKnight]

Granted. I drive you home, but due to the disappointing laws of physics, and my bad driving skills, we end up crashing in a construction site and you get a metal bar through your face. Nasty..

I wish for impossible luck for a lifetime

[IsabellaRose]

granted, but it's impossibly bad luck

 

I wish to be a pirate captain during the Age of Sail