Things not to say during or just after sex.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

During AND after sex: "Can you forgive me? Ayayayay~ ayayayayay~"

[KanDaKnight]

After sex: "You know, I think I'll stick to using the dildo.." 

Edited January 25 by KanDaKnight

[MsCassy Deactivated]

Oh damn, boy....I thought I was fucking my Grandpa

[Mommy_Sorrow]

"I mean, they all taste the same."

[KanDaKnight]

"Ohh boy..This is so great, ugh~..I can't believe I tricked you into thinking I was 18.." 

[Mommy_Sorrow]

"Does anyone smell fish?"

[Pixel]

That was great .. soooo... How much do I owe?

[Mommy_Sorrow]

"Yoooo- your sister was right, you are good!"

[Pixel]

Okay promise you won't get mad

[Mommy_Sorrow]

"So you're into jailbait?"

[Pixel]

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Mommy_Sorrow]

"That's a new record!" (In the voice of the guy on Wii Sports)

[Pixel]

You look just like my sister 

[MsCassy Deactivated]

Can't say that I'm not disappointed

[Pixel]

I don't think it's supposed to taste like that 

[MsCassy Deactivated]

You know where the door is, right?

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Rocket launcher!  

When vibrator ain't big and deep enough...

[IsabellaRose]

sometimes, "i love you", apparently

[SataiRolePlayingGuy]

Does not saying anything count?  That was my habit.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

"Did you bring tripod with you or selfie stick? You said you want to try this position on different angle...right?"

[SataiRolePlayingGuy]

Wait, is that supposed to go in there?

[Elena Ichinomiya]

After sex...

"Whoo! Baby that was hot! We better get rid of the smell, i'll get the window open"

*is on submarine*

[Buio Banned]

"The creampie just reminded me. I ate the last yogurt, sorry"

[bumpnrun]

Damm! I think my husband's home!

[Elena Ichinomiya]

I love the sounds when you pound my pussy. KAC-HUNK!