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What would you do if you woke up in bed with the person above you. ;)


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I would not, could not, in a cage.

Not with Iggy Pop, even backstage.

I would not have sex while cats were watching,

I could not have sex while hopscotching.

I would not have sex while I'm sleeping.

I could not do it with someone peeping.

I would not have sex here or there.

I would not have sex anywhere.

I do not like sex with a man!

I do not like it, Chad-I-Am!

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~pouts~

...and here I thought you'd convince me to try sex so I could tell you, "Say... I LIKE sex with a man! and I would have sex in a cage, or with Iggy Pop right there on stage! I would fuck while cats were watching, and even try to fuck hopscotching! I would have sex while I'm sleeping! I would fuck with people peeping! I would have sex here, or there... I would have sex anywhere! I do SO love sex with a man! Thank you, thank you, Chad-I-Am!"

...ruining my whole Dr. Suess schtick... 

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