Things not to say during or just after sex.

[Cash Money Chad]

Look man I need to stop cuming here for a while...every time I do my mother keeps staring at me

[nicjomo]

You saw me pull my dick out of you. Would you like to see me pull a rabbit now?

[KinkyKathy Banned]

I thought you would be bigger

[Cash Money Chad]

Hey, one your boobs is bigger than the other, you should get surgery.

[Aim2Plz Deactivated]

During: Woah wait up girl! My role play partner just replied, it's getting good. 

After: I don't get it. Finding a Shiny Charizard is still way better than whatever the fuck that was. 

[Cash Money Chad]

Well that was lame 

[IsabellaRose]

(immediately after) just let me know when you get started...

[PixiLust]

I need to go call my therapist...

[IsabellaRose]

...now I have to devour your body to hide the evidence.

[PixiLust]

Okay. Mommy has to go to work now! Have a good day at school!

[Cash Money Chad]

So after this experience, I just realized I'm gay..good night ^^

[IsabellaRose]

Can I sew myself to you so this moment never ends?

[Syco_The_Girl]

(Say nothing)

 

[IsabellaRose]

just stare with an aggravated look, then get the vibe out of the nightstand drawer.

[Removed-User Deactivated]

... Wow. I thought fucking a cactus was the least enjoyable thing ever. Guess I was wrong.

[Nafarman]

Damn your mom is tighter than you

[IsabellaRose]

well, if that's all you're packing, why don't you strap this on for me...?

[Nafarman]

"You gonna nurture the vessel of our lord and savior, Cthulu"

[Luno Asherah Deactivated]

"I love sushi~"

[Syco_The_Girl]

Gotta take the vibe over you,baby.

[IsabellaRose]

Looks toward the door and yells "NEXT!" in that same uninterested voice that the guy in the deli uses when he calls the next customer

[PixiLust]

I have to charge you extra for going in raw.

[IsabellaRose]

hold up a cardboard sign with a number "2.5"

[JustPhoneGuyFromFnaf]

Listen I may or may have not just shitted

[PixiLust]

Tell me you like meth and whores so I can pretend you're my dad.