Things not to say during or just after sex.

[IsabellaRose]

(giggle) I'm sorry (giggle) no, please, keep going (giggle) I promise I'm not laughing at you (giggle)

[Cash Money Chad]

So i know i sais the sex was free but after that i change my mind

[Venari99 Deactivated]

Oh hey! I forgot to wash the dishes!

[Cash Money Chad]

Let me pee in your butt?

[IsabellaRose]

just be careful when you put it in... it doesn't usually bite, but I haven't fed it in a while...

[Cash Money Chad]

is that vagina or a eldritch horror inexplicably torn from the pages of Lovecraft 

[DreamsnThings]

So i know you just came inside me, but i have a weird fetish... lay down so i cam smear my cum glazed gash on your face like a snail, ok?

[Cash Money Chad]

^ I thought this was things NOT to say after sex 

Did you see that porn you mom was in?

[IsabellaRose]

(right in the middle, answers phone)

"Oh hi (insert your father's name here)!

No, I'm not busy... mmm... nothing, actually. What are you wearing?

oh... sexy! You got that cock out? Stroking it for me? ...mm, baby. You know what I like." 

(covers mouthpiece and says to you) 

"Just keep going, this will only take a minute." (then back into the phone) "You know I never get dick as good as yours..."

[Cash Money Chad]

Did your sister say anything about me?

[IsabellaRose]

That was terrible. Please go away.

[Cash Money Chad]

you know if you really wanna have some fun, let me pee in your butt

[IsabellaRose]

mmm... we fucked. Now let me PEEL OFF YOUR SKIN!!!

[Cash Money Chad]

I give my self better hand jobs 

[IsabellaRose]

you're voted off the island

[Cash Money Chad]

Forget it I'll just do the rest my self 

[DreamsnThings]

Are you done yet? Honestly have a couple bills to pay and frankly that sounds more exciting. 

[Cash Money Chad]

Well that was fun.. But im still gonna kill my self

[IsabellaRose]

I'm sorry, could you just look the other way? Yeah, perfect. I want to pretend you're someone else.

[Cash Money Chad]

Toy know what would be really sexy? Put this bag in your head.

[IsabellaRose]

You know what I hate? Scat... but even that would be better than this.

[Cash Money Chad]

*during intercourse* I need to pee

[Typical Blue Haired Dude]

Sooooooo...when are we getting pizza?

[Cash Money Chad]

Well that was good but now its time to plaaaay..guuuuessssa myyyyy geeendeerrrr..and ill give you a hint..its not what you thought it was

[Kerzin Kalamond]

Sorry about the herps