Things not to say during or just after sex.

[JennyDK]

Father looking at traumatized son sitting on a chair:

"So now you know how a man pleasures a woman. Thanks hun, I am sure this will be of great use to our boy"

[maid lover]

What a disappointment, I thought you were better than your mom. 

Edited May 4, 2020 by maid lover

[JennyDK]

"That part is supposed to be on fire, silly"

[maid lover]

2 minutes ago, JennyDK said:

"That part is supposed to be on fire, silly"

I am not quite sure I got that. I wonder if I'm not lewd enough 

[JennyDK]

"I call it! The flaming rectum volcano! Do you like it?"

[Buio Banned]

Wait, they're not -actually- supposed to be blue? ...well who needs a doctor right? I'm sure I'll be fine.

Edited May 4, 2020 by Buio

[JennyDK]

"Oh dear. It will grow back, I promise"

[Arknight]

During: "you want a slap?"

After: "I dint cum."

[JennyDK]

"What do you mean we aren't doing pineapple tonight?"

[clumsylemongirl]

"I have to tell my mother about this"

[Cash Money Chad]

Wait these aren't birth control pills!

[JennyDK]

"Wouldn't it be funny if ALL the dogs watched?"

[Cash Money Chad]

Who's paying for the abortion?.. 123 not it!

[SataiRolePlayingGuy]

*Stops mid thrust*

Hey, I got to take a piss, I don’t have to pull out, do I?

(Yes, I’m sure a few girls out there are into that, but rare enough for it to fit here).

[JennyDK]

"WHAT? I was told AIDS didn't transfer to those you are blood related to!".

[maid lover]

I'm going to take off my uniform now. @JennyDK

[Multiversal]

Ahhhh, that was awesome~... huh? What do you mean I can’t get pregnant by hand holding?

[JennyDK]

"I knew I forgot it in there somewhere...can your spread your cheeks wider, hun?"

[Removed-User Deactivated]

"Martha, get me the shotgun! We got some green alien freak in there!"

[Arknight]

Man say: You want some lubricant? I feel you a little... dry. 

[Multiversal]

Eh? You want to go again?... alright, let me get the strap on.

[Cash Money Chad]

Look when you said "Wreck my pussy!" I thought you ment literally !

Edited June 25, 2020 by RadChad

[Multiversal]

... Huh?... Did you doing something?

[Stins1989]

Would you quit moving around so much!? I can't see the TV!

[Cash Money Chad]

"That was so fucking good!..Right babe?..Babe?.....Babe.....oh shit.."