Things not to say during or just after sex.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Damn boi! Now spin me round!

[IsabellaRose]

NEXT!

[Chuck89]

Social Security Number 

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Thanks for helping me won "Fruit Pumper" achievement darling~

[JennyDK]

Hey! You're not my real dad!

[IsabellaRose]

(right before climax go stiff and say) "PLEASE DEPOSIT ONE DOLLAR TO CONTINUE THIS RIDE"

[Chuck89]

(Says to woman before climax) HERE I CUM, DADDY!

[Akuja]

Look, I said I was thirsty as fuck, but not for you. Now where’s my goddamn water? 

[Elena Ichinomiya]

You're cumming as fast as cheapest internet broadband...

[IsabellaRose]

"You Walked In Very Sulky, Quite Rude, Very Aggressive, And You've Got Very, Very Bad Energy" (or really, anything Simon Cowell said during his tenure on American Idol)

[TaleTale]

"So, you gonna vote for <Politician> in 2024? I know he's kind of controversial. But I can tell he's got a good heart. You know?"

 

[Chuck89]

BINGO!

[BenHawkinsLivesHere]

I knew it! Now this is how real crab smells…

[Chuck89]

What the...?

[IsabellaRose]

just keep yelling "I'M CUMMING" every 5 seconds RIGHT IN HIS EAR

[Chuck89]

FUCK YOU 

[TaleTale]

Begin randomly doing bad karaoke of a song that you barely know the lyrics to. From a band they like. So they know whenever you mess up the lyrics.

[Chuck89]

Oh, it broke...

[IsabellaRose]

Just keep up a non-stop commentary on their poor performance... "Not quite... almost... like, harder maybe? Oh, not that hard! Softer. Well still do it. I can't even tell if you're in there. Jeez. Wait, is that it? It's in? What is that, a slim jim? Oh, I know, here, try this..." hand him a dildo...

[Elena Ichinomiya]

You paid the bill in full alright?

Edited October 4, 2021 by Elena Ichinomiya

[IsabellaRose]

B-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-R-ING!!!

[Anthro63RP Deactivated]

Oh I’m An Atheist!~ Oh I’m An Atheist!~ Oh I’m An Atheist!~

[KanTheKnight]

..I...I think I heard a snap...O~O

[TaleTale]

"Lmao, remember when <huge spoilers about a show/game you're excited to finish>?"

[Ellipses Deactivated]

"...Meh."